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Apparently my dad woke up at like 2 AM, shook my mom awake (who HATES BEING woken up mind you) to be like “ Kath- listen no, Kath, the president is a fucking idiot” and just like went back to sleep.
Like that was some kind of revelation.
What the hell dad.
admit it, we’ve all fantasised about slow-dancing in the kitchen barefoot in our pyjamas at 2am in the arms of someone we love while old romantic jazz songs play softly on the radio
uh
what’s going on over there guys?
Direct Action
Honestly, “Let’s make it so they can’t ignore fixing what needs fixing” is pretty great.
Toronto resident turns neglected pothole into a tomato garden.
Of course, once someone did something constructive with it, the city HAD to come put a stop to that.
even if I am not wearing a my chemical romance shirt physically know that I am wearing one spiritually and that’s what matters more
did anyone else have the fucking. dolphin girls at school
they were like horse girls except they couldnt ht gfbfnfbnfj eb do sorry a mojth started attacking me
toilet roll now controlled by enemy forces
anyway dolphin girls where like horse girls but since they couldnt get their own dolphins they always had 24 books called like “sparkle glimmer cove” wherever they went
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